Terms of Use

Last Updated: December 2025

Owner: M Brandan Eberling

Welcome to this site (referred to as “the Site”, “MeBrandan”, or “I/me”).

By accessing, browsing, subscribing, or interacting with any content on this Site, you agree to the following Terms of Use.

 

If you do not agree to these terms, you should not use this Site.

1. Purpose of the Site

 

This Site provides creative content, theological commentary, satirical material, audio productions, and AI-assisted explorations of Scripture and symbolism.

Nothing on this Site is formal teaching, certified counseling, professional advice, or doctrinal instruction.

All content is artistic, interpretive, speculative, experimental, or expressive in nature.

2. Membership Access

  • Paid memberships grant access to specific, locked content areas.
  • Access continues as long as your subscription remains active.
  • All sales are final. No refunds.
  • I reserve the right to add, remove, reorganize, or modify content at any time.

 

You are responsible for maintaining the privacy of your login credentials.

3. Intellectual Property

 

All content on this Site — including text, audio, video, music, images, branding, and AI-assisted work — is owned solely by M Brandan Eberling unless otherwise noted.

 

You may not:

  • copy, repost, redistribute, remix, or sell my content
  • upload my content to other platforms
  • use my content to train AI models
  • claim my interpretations, audio, or text as your own work

 

Unless I explicitly grant written permission.

4. Creative & Theological Freedom

 

Some content may challenge assumptions, use symbolic imagery, satire, or interpretive frameworks.

None of the content should be taken as:

  • authoritative religious doctrine
  • psychological, legal, medical, or financial advice
  • universally applicable theological conclusions

 

You are responsible for your own interpretations and responses.

5. User Conduct

 

You agree not to:

  • harass, attack, or disrupt other members
  • start doctrinal fights, bait arguments, or create drama
  • misuse the content or platform
  • attempt to hack, damage, or improperly access restricted content
  • impersonate the artist or project

 

I may suspend or remove any user who violates these expectations.

6. Third-Party Services

 

This Site may use third-party services such as:

  • Ghost CMS
  • Stripe for payments
  • Bunny.net for streaming
  • Substack, Spotify, or Apple for public distribution
  • YouTube or other platforms for optional promotion

 

Their separate terms and privacy policies apply when interacting with them.

7. Disclaimer of Warranties

 

The Site is provided “as is” without warranties of any kind.

I do not guarantee:

  • uninterrupted access
  • error-free content
  • theological accuracy
  • availability of any specific work

 

You use the Site at your own risk.

8. Limitation of Liability

 

To the fullest extent permitted by U.S. law, I am not liable for any damages arising from:

  • use or misuse of the Site
  • interpretation of content
  • emotional or spiritual reactions to the material
  • lost data, lost profits, or lost opportunities

 

If you are easily offended, sensitive to satire, or uncomfortable with challenging material, this Site may not be suitable for you.

9. Modifications to Terms

 

These Terms may be updated at any time. Continued use of the Site constitutes acceptance of the current version.

10. Contact

 

For questions about these Terms:

Email: hey@mebrandan.com